RAWR!

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(Source: tvspecial)

starkstower:

ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation